Real life! THE BEST FPS EVER. Interactive Rp here!

What the fuck is this shit?

Ok so you don't want nothing

YOU WANT TO PLAY THE GREATEST INTERACTIVE FPS EVER


CHOOSE YOUR DESTINY AS YOUR PATH UNRAVELS.

ITS REALISTIC TOO.






















You are talking with your boss in your boss's room.



[Boss: We need to talk about your performance at the workplace...

....

Wait what the fuck?






Not fps enough for you?.....










Fixed





Boss: Its not so good....Your going to need improve or we might have to drop you.






Now the storyline is ge-




What?





fine here you go



Red=health

Green=Mana

Boss: We have been going through rough times lately and it doesn't seem like you appreciate your job.








Cool huh





....




Not realistic enough for you?

WAT






There

Boss: excuse me are you listening to me?



Now you must choose whats next.

Flip over a chair, jiggle your balls and say "OH YEAH? WELL FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU"

suck your own dick

suck his dick

CedricBixlerZavala wrote:

Flip over a chair, jiggle your balls and say "OH YEAH? WELL FFFFFUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK YYYYYOOOOOUUUUU"

You flip over a chair, stand up, and then flash your balls at your boss while yelling "OH YEAH WELL FUCCCK YOUUUUU"



It looks like this in first person view.

Exit the room. Also, remove pants from inventory.

open window
jump

QCIC wrote:

suck your own dick

Omnimancer wrote:

suck his dick

You do both of these and because the first person view is too horrid you only get to see your boss's facial expression the whole way through.

bite his dick off and chew it

Sautée his dick, make it into bulgogi, and feed it to a Korean family.

scuse me you only have 3 coolness
also added 15 coolness to op

You jump out and your last words are up for you to decide.



Choose wisely

I REGRET NOTHINGGGGGGGgggggggg.....

I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK

"I blame Obama"

All of a sudden while you're falling, time freezes and you turn to an imperial guard.



Guard:

STOP

YOU'VE VIOLATED THE LAW. PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE



Apparently you're charged for disturbance of the peace(yelling), vandalism, and flashing your penis.

resist arrest

You resist arrest and time unfreezes.


You and the guard both fall.

Luckily you jump off the guard and roll over to safety.

The guard lands and smashes into a car.

Fire madly into the crowd.

suck imperial guards cock

Hold a memorial service for imperial guard

You fire wildly into the crowd and then drag the imperial guard away, preparing for his funeral.

Your bounty for killing civilians is now 30 gold and you got loot from them. (human flesh, human flesh, 1 dollar)

eat human flesh eat human flesh eat dollar

Give cunnilingus to one o' dem bitches.

then you attempt to rob a car and kidnap a chick with you